Monday, July 25, 2005

Celebrity Gossip

1. Jude Law is an idiot. Who cheats on Sienna Miller? And with a woman who's average looking at best, and then, to top it off, tell your son to go back to bed after he's had a nightmare so you can keep %$&*$#@!!! Not cool.
2. Cameron Diaz wins in court. No topless photos of her going on the market any time soon. Unless of course, she sells them herself in Europe. They're cool like that.
3. Sandra Bullock and Jesse James got married. I'm at a loss of words for that one.
4. Britney Spears. Still pregnant.
5. TomKat. Still Crazy.

And you wonder why people love to follow this sh%$. It's like an ongoing soap opera, except it's these people's actual lives. Makes you happy you're not a celeb. But hell, there's always a small part of me that would like to be famous and go crazy for a short period of time. Then I'd make it so I could give it all back and get out of the insane asylum that is there lives.